How Paul Ryan spent his last day campaigning (The Onion)

CEOs who loot run companies that depend on government largesse are mounting a full court press to cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. They're seeking a "grand betrayal bargain" to avoid missing a phony deadline going over a "fiscal cliff" during the lame-duck session of Congress.

Former Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan will be involved in negotiations as he is still chairman of the House Budget Committee (and probably will be for the next two years). So we thought this is an appropriate time to bring you this parody from The Onion.

Enjoy. And remember, it's a joke.