Schwenk is also a handyman who tweets about his job. Business Insider offers us a sample of his "Hamptons Request of the Day' tweets, which chronicle the ridiculous demands of the overpaid and over pampered 1%. Here's a sample:
Hamptons Request of the Day: Buy 10 electric kid's dirt bikes & make a 1/2 temp acre dirt track in Hedgie's back yard for 10th bday party ($23k)
Hamptons Request of the Day: Drive a poodle back to NYC while owners catch a copter ride w/rich friends. Sorry, Muffy, they got a better deal!
Hamptons Request of the Day: Dig out Mr.P's palm trees and return to greenhouse down island. Mr.P installs trees just for season.
Hamptons Request: Mr.M offered me $50/HR to hire his f*ck up 16YO son to work for me for 2 wks. He'll be cutting scrap metal with a blow torch.Read the whole thing here.